I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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