Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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