can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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