if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
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