Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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