And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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