It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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