He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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