So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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