he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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