i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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