The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He called his prostate his "boner button".
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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