I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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