Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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