No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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