Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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