you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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