This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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