let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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