I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I have aggressive nipples.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
