Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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