"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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