After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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