Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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