I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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