we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Randomize
