Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Randomize
