Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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