Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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