Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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