Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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