Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Just cropdusted the office
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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