shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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