Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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