the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Welp...herpes.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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