"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
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