Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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