I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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