: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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