Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
where are my eyebrows?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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