Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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