exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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