"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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