What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
