Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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