i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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