she was so not down for the gang bang
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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