oh god the rape fog is back!
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
