3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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