Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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