I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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