Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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