i will never coherently bang her
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
