I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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