Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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