thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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