And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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