shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Blood and glitter go together right?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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